Monday Humor: The embarrassing story edition

I've decided to share my most embarrasing story. Because firstly, why not, and second, I am desperate to write a Monday Humor with little time to think at the last hour of the day. So...enjoy.

One day, I lived in the third grade. I guess I thought I was pretty cool then (not that I don't think that sometimes now). So I was into magic tricks at the time and I wanted to amaze my buddies with my very own special trick. During class, after thinking of ways to make my tiny, tiny wad of paper disappear, I finally had it. I raised my hand just passed my head, snapped my fingers and wah lah. It was gone. But what my dumb-founded spectactors wouldn't know when I showed it to them is that the tiny wad of paper was in my ear... So after my first practice of this trick I put my hand back in my ear to pull it out but it wouldn't budge. It was stuck! My fat little finger could not pull it out. I immediately told my teacher and for some reason, the school wasn't allowed to pull it out. So in the end, my dad had to grab some tweezers, come to school and pull it out. The end.

So point and laugh if you really want to, but I would be careful. Under my shirt lies a mean 10-pack along with arms the size of goliath...